01. i hope you don't mind if i never tell my boss about this. 02. to be totally honest, i have no idea where i am. but i do know there's a special on margaritas. 03. is no an emotion? because that's how i'm feeling right now. 04. i'm about thirty seconds from blasting a hole into the nearest bank just to make it rain. dolla dolla bills, motherfuckers. 05. for the last time: i'm in a congressional hearing right now, i can't just put you on speaker phone.
texts from the previous evening, vol 2.