chinese sounds good but if you're going on a shopping spree, you really should have invited me i have some stuff on my list maybe you could pick it up for me?
( she'll snap a screenshot of some lines from her phone's notes app... who knows what's on there... )
yeah. i gathered as much. you sure you're not just saying these things to make me squirm? new guy hazing ritual?
mm. could have. probably should've. text me your order, dais. i'll see what i can do.
[he's expecting a list of things like kung pao chicken, eggrolls, and tactical gear. what he gets...]
why in the world do you want me to pick up handcuffs and lube? you sure this is your op shopping list and not your casual hookup refill list? cause i'm not buying you stuff to cater to your sex life.
i might want to make you squirm but i promise it's not just to haze you
( key word: just )
why would i need to replace handcuffs for a casual hookup? there's already some in every containment cell plus bobbi hid a pair in all the bunks before she bounced
[jfc daisy. why are you like this? do you want him to come light you on fire???]
hey, i agreed to you showing me how fake dating works. didn't say anything about letting you be on top. does this face look like the face of a man who wants to be tied up?
mm. i'm not gonna win an oscar, but i'm pretty sure i can manage to make it believable that i've seen what you've got under the spandex pants you wear on missions. do you think i'm gonna blow it?
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you don't want to go to vegas?
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i'll play some blackjack, have a few drinks.
maybe do one of those steak and lobster dinners.
i was talking about the other part of the mission.
do we really need to... pretend to be a couple?
why can't we just be... coworkers?
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because accounting only approved one room?
because i'm cute and coulson knows you're lonely?
( wink. )
you choose your own adventure, i guess
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and you'd think with some mysterious black ops budget we could afford more than one room.
uh. you have any experience doing this whole fake dating thing?
because i hate to admit it, but i don't.
sorry to disappoint.
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don't worry, though, i'll guide you through it
it's only awkward for a little while
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i haven't been a virgin in a long time. chica.
alright. i'll take your word for it.
while you're offering your expert advice...
this or that?
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and if you ask nicely maybe i'll consider it ;)
( or not so nicely. maybe. )
are you seriously buying new clothes in the same colors for a work trip???
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[unconvincing. even in text form. wow reyes. get a fucking grip.]
do you have an opinion on which one i should get?
cause you still haven't answered my question.
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be sure to buy an extra one!
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if you're telling me my choice is between being stuck shirtless in vegas or spending my own money since our op budget is non-existent...
guess i'll get another one.
does fake daisy like anything else?
say like takeout chinese?
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chinese sounds good
but if you're going on a shopping spree, you really should have invited me
i have some stuff on my list
maybe you could pick it up for me?
( she'll snap a screenshot of some lines from her phone's notes app... who knows what's on there... )
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you sure you're not just saying these things to make me squirm?
new guy hazing ritual?
mm. could have. probably should've.
text me your order, dais. i'll see what i can do.
[he's expecting a list of things like kung pao chicken, eggrolls, and tactical gear. what he gets...]
why in the world do you want me to pick up handcuffs and lube?
you sure this is your op shopping list and not your casual hookup refill list?
cause i'm not buying you stuff to cater to your sex life.
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( key word: just )
why would i need to replace handcuffs for a casual hookup?
there's already some in every containment cell
plus bobbi hid a pair in all the bunks before she bounced
these are fresh and new for you, my darling
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hey, i agreed to you showing me how fake dating works.
didn't say anything about letting you be on top.
does this face look like the face of a man who wants to be tied up?
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we can take turns
and i'll try not to slip out of them too fast if it makes you feel better
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like you can't possibly be serious right now.
i'm gonna point out that i had you tied up for a good amount of time just fine when you first tailed me.
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( 🙃🙃🙃 )
if you don't want to make this believable, that's on you
but i'd rather not get outed the first five minutes of the op
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it's a bad idea.
mm. i'm not gonna win an oscar, but i'm pretty sure i can manage to make it believable that i've seen what you've got under the spandex pants you wear on missions.
do you think i'm gonna blow it?
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besides
there's a big difference between having seen it and wanting to swing it