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[acuerdo]

It's on.
If you chicken out though, you're gonna owe me.

[evite]

oh yeah?
what did you have in mind?

[acuerdo]

You chicken out, you're buying drinks for the entire team the next time we go out.

AND

You owe me dinner.

[evite]

okay, the whole team can drink cheap well booze, i can deal with that
but i'm pretty sure you don't want me to make you dinner

[acuerdo]

Your cooking's worse than mine.
I was thinking you could buy.

[evite]

that's offensive, i make great microwave quesadillas
where do you want to go?

[acuerdo]

you lit a napkin on fire. i hardly think that counts as great.
uh. nothing too fancy. how's vicious dogs sound?

[evite]

because SOMEBODY left the burners on!

( ... there's a bit of a delay. )

i'll buy you vicious dogs but i want to drive home

[acuerdo]

you use some variety of excuse every time.
first it was someone left the burners on. then it was the pan was too hot.
when are you gonna face the facts, daisy, you can't cook.
better to just enjoy all the takeout that the world has to offer.

[he doesn't mean to go on a rant, but there's no actual response to his suggestion for dinner, which gives him time to throw in a few jabs of his own, until she at last responds once more. not that he's very happy about her secondary bargaining.]

no no no. under no circumstances are you driving my car again. one time and you nearly wrecked it.

[evite]

but i DIDN'T wreck it!
almost doesn't count

besides, lucy likes me