if you'd have told me about them, maybe i would've known.
[red alert red alert. she's not fucking around. of course, her moods are mighty moody so, what could happen next could be weepy daisy or heart eyes. who the hell knows. or maybe she'll just blow up further.
no books could have prepared him for this.]
you know if you wanted to learn, you should've just said something to me.
[ but this is the same man who doesn't understand that google doesn't understand "hola" because all of the programmers are white dudes from norcal. of course he doesn't understand that turning off adblock and bitdefender is a Bad Move.
why did she marry this idiot again??? (oh, right. because he's cute. and he's good with his hands, probably.)]
you weren't supposed to know i was going to surprise you
[it might have something to do with his car too. and also that he's basically immortal. here's to ending that shitty relationship streak.]
i'm surprised. how long have you been at it? when am i gonna be able to have you show off your skills?
you know that mexican babies don't come out with a sombrero and immediately say that they want a taco, right? like you don't need to have it mastered right away.
jemma said that the first few weeks are critical in establishing standards of language i was hoping to at least be able to sing a lullaby or two by then
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[red alert red alert. she's not fucking around. of course, her moods are mighty moody so, what could happen next could be weepy daisy or heart eyes. who the hell knows. or maybe she'll just blow up further.
no books could have prepared him for this.]
you know if you wanted to learn, you should've just said something to me.
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[ but this is the same man who doesn't understand that google doesn't understand "hola" because all of the programmers are white dudes from norcal. of course he doesn't understand that turning off adblock and bitdefender is a Bad Move.
why did she marry this idiot again??? (oh, right. because he's cute. and he's good with his hands, probably.)]
you weren't supposed to know
i was going to surprise you
[ cue... the... waterworks... ]
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i'm surprised.
how long have you been at it?
when am i gonna be able to have you show off your skills?
you know that mexican babies don't come out with a sombrero and immediately say that they want a taco, right? like you don't need to have it mastered right away.
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gabe gave me the idea when we were driving him back to the airport
[ she doesn't believe you ]
jemma said that the first few weeks are critical in establishing standards of language
i was hoping to at least be able to sing a lullaby or two by then