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[mercurio]

i don't know what was going through his head????

he_tried.jpg
not even a .png
that's how bad it is

[evite]

it's like a super pixelated hosted by ifunny jpg
did you tell him to do this?

[mercurio]

what makes you think i'd tell him to do something like this??
i would have done it for him!

he just told me

We were not online

THAT'S SO SAD and also mildly terrifying could you imagine no internet
anyway i'm gonna fix it

[evite]

prom.... he's from soviet russia.
they were barely alive, let alone digital. i'm pretty sure they threatened to launch nukes via morse code.

[ an exaggeration but whatever ]

please fix it
i'm embarrassed for him

[mercurio]

i don't know what any of that means but that sounds depressing
barely alive sounds about right
i'm gonna change his username to that
mother_russia is so weird

i'll do my best but until now please don't judge him too harshly

[evite]

i honestly didn't even see the username until right now and i hate it a thousand times more

i don't understand
he's so hot, he could have an incredible profile
why is it this????

[mercurio]

exactly

so it's time to put his good looks to the forefront of his online presence

[evite]

ok hang on

[ she's just gonna send over a few Casual Candids ]

[mercurio]

so many
okay i can work with these

but i'm also gonna take some new pics

[evite]

tell him to wear the white sweater i like
he knows which one

[mercurio]

ugh ew come on keep it kid friendly
(I'M THE KID)

[evite]

oh, shut up.

[ please take hot pictures of her boyfriend for her thanks ]

[mercurio]

i'll report back with good news and great pictures