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you need to take about fifteen future valiums and a couple dozen deep breaths, dude

if it makes you feel any better, my last few relationships have all blown up spectacularly in my face
one guy betrayed me and the organization we worked for because he got offered a million dollars
another guy turned out to be a literal nazi scumbag
then a guy died on some martyr complex when i told him i had to finish out a mission
and the last one disappeared into some alternate hell dimension rather than hang out with me

so i get it
but you freaking out about you being weird is not going to make you less weird?
so just take a deep breath, and then tell your roommate you want to put your mouth on his mouth
worst case scenario he moves out, right?

[ daisy, you are not being helpful ]

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[this is all really sad and traumatic, and we're having a moment of sharing deep, emotional woes with one another, but—record fcking screech]

>tell your roommate you want to put your mouth on his mouth
what

[evite]

what
that's what you want to do, right?

[mercurio]

wow

i never thought i'd ever go to illya for advice but here i am

[she's too blunt!!]

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wow
talk about betrayal

[mercurio]

you left me no choice

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i'm not the one rejecting good advice here

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correction: your advice was super embarrassing

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you're obsessed with this guy but you won't do anything about it
how is that bad advice?

[mercurio]

i'm not obsessed!!!!

[evite]

maybe on opposite day you're not

[ are they five??? ]

[mercurio]

do you even know who i'm talking about??

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your roommate who talks a lot about poetry

[ pls hold one second while she gossips with the russian man ]

i can't believe you quoted me verbatim
you must really want to smooch him

[mercurio]

[stop ruining his life!!]

i meant that you never even met him or anything!

[evite]

so bring him to dinner??
problem solved

[mercurio]

you know i don't think i've ever seen him eat ??

[evite]

you know that's weird, right?
but you could also just ask him
"hey, do you eat? or are you a weird robot who refuels by plugging your finger into a wall socket?"

1/2

[mercurio]

[he almost, almost thinks daisy has a point there--]

[mercurio]

lol we all know everyone is 100% human-certified meat sack when they get brought here
there's no way he's a robot

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so far as we know, anyway
i'm pretty sure i've heard jyn talk about some friend of hers who eats people

[ i can't have cr with myself, this is as close as i'm allowed to go ]

[mercurio]

wouldn't she just be trying to creep you out?

that sounds like something jyn would do

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i mean, you're not wrong
but she was talking to cassian

[ daisy was just eavesdropping. as one does in their own apartment. ]

[mercurio]

maybe she was trying to creep him out

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she wants to put her mouth on his mouth though

[ roommate energy ]

[mercurio]

gdmfJG DOES HE WANNA DO THE SAME??