[gotta love newspaper staff, right? he and j jonah jameson aren't friends. the guy is single-handedly responsible for some people still thinking he's a public nuisance even after he's saved the world more times than he can count on one hand.]
what kind of lives do we live that this kind of stuff is normal???
the kind of lives where a place like this feels more like a vacation than a bonus level in a video game which is admittedly probably not great for the whole problem solving aspect, but it's doing wonders for my cuticles
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so on a scale of home base to absolute shit show, this is kind of weirdly in the middle?
i don't know if that's supposed to be reassuring or not
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what kind of lives do we live that this kind of stuff is normal???
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which is admittedly probably not great for the whole problem solving aspect, but it's doing wonders for my cuticles
[ jokes, she has them ]
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you know my idea of a vacation is a sandy beach and little umbrella drinks
cyberpunk future with minimal meat products is not it.
i really miss bacon
[not a joke. tempeh bacon is not the same]
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i just try not to think about it
[ because then she gets hangry ]
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that's the first thing i'm getting when i get back
screw pizza
[he's always a little hangry.]
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i'm pretty sure that breaks like five laws in every major city on the east coast
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[aka the only part that matters]