i'm not sure it totally is. seems more like a lowkey military occupation to me.
[ see: the una being assholes constantly ]
do people seriously take out insurance for this? i mean, it's pretty, but it's not like a house or anything
[ she sends him a photo because, honestly, she doesn't see the difference between a photo and seeing it in person. but daisy doesn't know how much it cost, and she's not entirely sure she wants to know. ]
i think spending two months salary on a piece of jewelry goes beyond ridiculous. but i don't care about money. not like that, anyway. it's nice to have and i'm glad we're comfortable but i spent six years living in a van. i can handle being broke. he knows that.
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should i be worried she hasn't responded?
at what point in time should i be worried she hasn't responded???
[calm down peter. it's been like ten minutes.]
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she's not dead, i just talked to her
are you still hyperventilating?
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i mean she responded. i think it went well?
i might've wikipedia spiraled about spies though, to at least have something to talk about.
i'm sure whoever's tracking my search history is having a field day.
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[ wait. did he ]
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along with the fake engaged for the job bit.
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did she tell you who her fake fiance was?
[ how tangled is this friendship web getting....... ]
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is there something you know that you want to tell me?
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have fun with that tidbit
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H
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fake
fiancee
is
my
real
fiancee
[ adults ]
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and also what kind of weird trashy talk show lives do we live?
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i gave illya a chess set, he did that
[ she can't even say the words via text because she's a dumbass ]
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married. daisy. you're gonna get married.
i definitely think he won the award for best present though.
when do i get to see the ring?
and i guess that answers whether or not i have to worry about your real fiance trying to smooch my fake wife.
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[ she's!!! getting there!!! not that it's going to matter, rip. ]
you can see it whenever you want to see it. it's on my hand.
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it's a free country still
[it'll be fine. think about the tearful reunion.
or the nazi ex-boyfriend who's gonna show]how big we talking about here?
will i need sunglasses?
did you take out insurance?
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[ see: the una being assholes constantly ]
do people seriously take out insurance for this?
i mean, it's pretty, but it's not like a house or anything
[ she sends him a photo because, honestly, she doesn't see the difference between a photo and seeing it in person. but daisy doesn't know how much it cost, and she's not entirely sure she wants to know. ]
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[way to take the wind out of his sails, daisy.]
yes people take insurance out on their rings.
do you know how much they can cost?
two month's salary is just a minimum guideline...
[oooh it's shiny. and huge. and yeah daisy. take a policy out on that thing.]
damn. are you marrying an osborn?
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[ does she have any context for how much a ring should cost? no. but she's still stubborn about it. ]
why would anyone spend that kind of money on something like this?
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haven't you ever cared about someone so much that money seems like a trivial thing to fret about?
take it from me that it doesn't always matter.
[until it does and then things fall apart and he signs his divorce papers and moves out into a shoe box.]
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but i don't care about money. not like that, anyway. it's nice to have and i'm glad we're comfortable but i spent six years living in a van. i can handle being broke. he knows that.
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he clearly think you're worth it, whatever he spent on it
otherwise, why would he propose, right?
congrats by the way. if you need someone to officiate, i'm sure i can get ordained or something online.
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i think we'll be lucky to plan anything more than five minutes in advance in this place.
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thanks, peter