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i meant besides your hometown sweetheart, gabe
jack goes without saying

[ she KNOWS ]

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Jack is NOT from my hometown how dare you

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that's the part you're disputing with me right now?

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Frankly, it's the more offensive implication.

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because you know i'm right about the other thing

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I can understand how a manly bond of three decades such as ours might be misconstrued as romantic partnership, at least.

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yeah, that's definitely it.

[ liar ]

[gravemistake]

Trust me, if Jack was ever made to express romantic feelings he would finally throw that brain aneurism he's been cultivating for the last 20 years, and instantly die

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what a way to go, though

[ you are so melodramatic ]

[gravemistake]

Honestly. That's how it's gonna happen. He's spent his entire life thinking someone's gonna shoot him or assassinate him or something but it's definitely going to be the brain hemorrhage.

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that sounds like an excellent valentine's plan. kill him with romance, throw him in a mediunit, and then drag him into brain surgery

#truelove

[gravemistake]

Oh, you're mistaken. I don't do romance either.

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i am marrying a russian man who once said the same thing
men are always liars

[gravemistake]

Well, then it's a good thing that him and me are none of your business.

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alright, alright, no need to get your i'm sure very masculine boxers in a twist

[ she'll lay off. for now. ]

how do you think this is actually going to go down?

[gravemistake]

No idea. What do I have to lose at this point?

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according to the peanut gallery, your mind?

[ stephen "don't do brain surgery i'm a brain surgeon" strange ]

[gravemistake]

Eh. I’ve had worse.

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yeah, same, but that doesn't mean i exactly want to go through it again
you have an sos plan?

[ she already guessed he's bringing jack. does he have someone on standby in case things go south? ]

[gravemistake]

Are you worried about me?

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i'd prefer it if you didn't go brain-dead, so i guess i am. consider yourself lucky.

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No! You've made a terrible mistake.

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add it to my massive list

[gravemistake]

rip

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pour one out for us both, i guess

[ press f to pay respects but how old is that meme anyway ]