[ she's not putting on a history documentary, because that sounds a) super boring and b) super depressing, but she will put on something other than reality tv or the news. an old-school wildlife video aimed at pointing out all the great things that were on the planet prior to humanity being absolute shitheels suits the bill. ]
You look like shit, by the way. [ she's so loving. ] Are you going to tell me what you did to give yourself a concussion?
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You look like shit, by the way. [ she's so loving. ] Are you going to tell me what you did to give yourself a concussion?
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[ he can answer that one quickly enough. there's no need to lie. ]
Tried to stop a vampire, and it backfired on me.
[ he can leave out the fight with the other Jason. that one was between them. ]
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[ that's news to her. ]
You got in a fight with Dracula? Are you high?
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[ he says with a slight bit of exasperation in his voice. His head is killing him, the exact opposite of what being high would do. ]
I didn’t know she was a vampire. Not like I’ve ever seen one besides in movies.
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Fuck. [ understatement. ] So. Do you need a place to lie low or something while you heal from your bite wounds?
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[ he admits, annoyed. ]
I don't think she even knows who I am, much less cares about how to find me.