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shooting guns? punching people?
oh and i watched a how-to vid on youtube to learn how to do black widow's backflip thing

[ slamming dudes into the ground with your thighs? sign her the fuck up. ]

and the caterpillar thing is a metaphor
they went through terrigenesis, it was a whole thing about blossoming into your own personal butterfly
while also going out and kicking ass

[batricide]

[ That sounds like the lamest, most obvious metaphor ever. And he's so tempted to say it.

And he will. Later. Now he's going to try to be an adult while rolling his eyes very hard. ]

So no specific schools of combat?
What is terrigenesis?

[evite]

are you asking me if i went to a dojo in harlem on weekends?
no, dude, i got my ass handed to me on a mat in a quinjet until i learned how to turn it back on them

[ the caterpillars was the lamest and most obvious metaphor ever. he's not wrong. but it was HER metaphor, and she'll fight him. ]

it's complicated
tl;dr surprise alien dna, crystal activation, and ta-da new magic powers

[batricide]

[ Well. He guesses someone untrained in probably schools of combat might be useful for teaching people who are absolutely untrained how to fight.

But she's not allowed to name it. ]

Did any form of your powers carry over?

[evite]

i'm still super good at tic-tac-toe

[ that's a no. ]

so when's the first meeting, karate kid?

[batricide]

We're dealing with a missing persons situation a the moment.
Expect contact in the next week.