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no.

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i win

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I'm only doing it because you're pathetic when you're pouty.

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i think the fact that you tried to bite off my bottom lip proves otherwise

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One time...

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one time this week!

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You said you weren't counting.

You're totally counting.

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can you blame me?
if i don't count, i'm going to wind up having to walk into a briefing in a turtleneck

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Just tell 'em it's tactical gear.
All in how you sell it.

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please don't try to sell me on the tactleneck
i've already spent too many hours listening to hunter while he's drunk

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It's a valid option.
It's form fitting, warm, and doesn't make a sound when you move around in one.

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you know what else doesn't make a sound when you move in it?
being naked.

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I dare you to show up naked for your next mission.
See what May has to say about that.

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i will if you will

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It's on.
If you chicken out though, you're gonna owe me.

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oh yeah?
what did you have in mind?

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You chicken out, you're buying drinks for the entire team the next time we go out.

AND

You owe me dinner.

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okay, the whole team can drink cheap well booze, i can deal with that
but i'm pretty sure you don't want me to make you dinner

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Your cooking's worse than mine.
I was thinking you could buy.

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that's offensive, i make great microwave quesadillas
where do you want to go?

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you lit a napkin on fire. i hardly think that counts as great.
uh. nothing too fancy. how's vicious dogs sound?

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because SOMEBODY left the burners on!

( ... there's a bit of a delay. )

i'll buy you vicious dogs but i want to drive home

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you use some variety of excuse every time.
first it was someone left the burners on. then it was the pan was too hot.
when are you gonna face the facts, daisy, you can't cook.
better to just enjoy all the takeout that the world has to offer.

[he doesn't mean to go on a rant, but there's no actual response to his suggestion for dinner, which gives him time to throw in a few jabs of his own, until she at last responds once more. not that he's very happy about her secondary bargaining.]

no no no. under no circumstances are you driving my car again. one time and you nearly wrecked it.

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but i DIDN'T wreck it!
almost doesn't count

besides, lucy likes me