[ she still hasn't met any of tony stark's robots and she's bitter af about it. ]
my first plan was to hack the white house wifi and issue a presidential pardon via twitter plan b is to ask natasha to break me out plan c through y involve variations on 'seduce guards, steal ships' plan z is the captain america appeal to public decency, but i'm saving that for last on purpose
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[ she still hasn't met any of tony stark's robots and she's bitter af about it. ]
my first plan was to hack the white house wifi and issue a presidential pardon via twitter
plan b is to ask natasha to break me out
plan c through y involve variations on 'seduce guards, steal ships'
plan z is the captain america appeal to public decency, but i'm saving that for last on purpose
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[ Did Natasha break four prisoners out of the Raft armed with nothing but a sassy attitude? ]
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[ not that she'd say no to natasha. quake/black widow is a popular tag for a reason!!! ]
we're breaking for recess soon anyway, think you can hold off on your sanctimonious finger shakes until then?