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[rangerbecket]

don't speak russian, try again. japanese and german, babe.

[evite]

german sounds angry enough
hit me

[rangerbecket]

"meine Vagina ist kein Kauspielzeug und wenn du mich wieder beißt, werde ich dich schlagen"

[evite]

i don't know what you said but it sounds mean and murder-y so i love it
you can talk dirty german to me anytime

( and, as a bonus, he probably won't do something stupid like BITE HER for no reason. )

[rangerbecket]

i'll keep it in mind, fraulein.

[evite]

ooh, frauline
should i start practicing my yodeling?

( you know, in case they need to sing the lonely goatherd or something to fend off a bad guy... )

[rangerbecket]

the hills are alive with the sound of music, you know.

[evite]

that's terrible and you should be embarrassed by how terrible that is

( even if she is, begrudgingly, a little charmed by it. )

besides, i'm too old to play out my liesl and rolf fantasies now

[rangerbecket]

you're not sixteen going on seventeen? good news for me.