still doesn't answer the why it's MY computer that you're using to learn spanish. why aren't you using your own.
you've only got like four of them.
[robbie please. two of those are s.h.i.e.l.d. property and it's probably for the best to not be searching for spanish for babies and facing the ridicule for this number at work.]
[he's pleased. it's just hidden behind all the ads. sorry daisy. might be time to run some diagnostics on his aging dell inspiron.]
dios.
i know that the pay's crap, but i'm pretty sure that between the two of us that we could've actually bought it. or was that just for the thrill of sticking it to the man?
if you'd have told me about them, maybe i would've known.
[red alert red alert. she's not fucking around. of course, her moods are mighty moody so, what could happen next could be weepy daisy or heart eyes. who the hell knows. or maybe she'll just blow up further.
no books could have prepared him for this.]
you know if you wanted to learn, you should've just said something to me.
[ but this is the same man who doesn't understand that google doesn't understand "hola" because all of the programmers are white dudes from norcal. of course he doesn't understand that turning off adblock and bitdefender is a Bad Move.
why did she marry this idiot again??? (oh, right. because he's cute. and he's good with his hands, probably.)]
you weren't supposed to know i was going to surprise you
[it might have something to do with his car too. and also that he's basically immortal. here's to ending that shitty relationship streak.]
i'm surprised. how long have you been at it? when am i gonna be able to have you show off your skills?
you know that mexican babies don't come out with a sombrero and immediately say that they want a taco, right? like you don't need to have it mastered right away.
jemma said that the first few weeks are critical in establishing standards of language i was hoping to at least be able to sing a lullaby or two by then
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why aren't you using your own.
you've only got like four of them.
[robbie please. two of those are s.h.i.e.l.d. property and it's probably for the best to not be searching for spanish for babies and facing the ridicule for this number at work.]
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i just needed the extra hard drive space to torrent all of rosetta stone
lo siento?
[ she's TRYING ]
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dios.
i know that the pay's crap, but i'm pretty sure that between the two of us that we could've actually bought it.
or was that just for the thrill of sticking it to the man?
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i just didn't feel like getting up to go in and get a copy
[ #daisylogic ]
besides, why are you even getting ads? didn't gabe put adblock on your laptop last time he was here?
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promise me that the next time you're in the office you'll just pick up a legal copy.
uh...what's adblock?
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[ both about that ridiculous request and the fact that he's playing dumb. ]
please tell me you didn't see the little red stop sign and click it until it turned green
we're burning that hunk of junk
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of course i clicked it.
if we're burning it, you're buying me a new one.
[robbie logic]
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you can take it out of your breakfast burrito budget
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same rules that apply in the fancy toy store apply to my shit.
my breakfast burritos cost basically nothing anyway.
now your eyeliner budget on the other hand...
[danger. danger. this is probably a bad idea to go down this road...]
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baby food, bitch
[ is this how you get split custody of an unborn baby? probably. ]
and technically YOU broke it
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high blood pressure isn't good for the baby.
[he thinks he read that in one of those baby books that may had bought him.]
was I the one downloading crap on my computer?!?
i don't think so.
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do not tell me to CALM DOWN
[ there's a sticky note in one of those books, too. your dick did this. aka: it's your fault. always. ]
if you hadn't uninstalled my security protocols, it would have been fine!!!
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[red alert red alert. she's not fucking around. of course, her moods are mighty moody so, what could happen next could be weepy daisy or heart eyes. who the hell knows. or maybe she'll just blow up further.
no books could have prepared him for this.]
you know if you wanted to learn, you should've just said something to me.
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[ but this is the same man who doesn't understand that google doesn't understand "hola" because all of the programmers are white dudes from norcal. of course he doesn't understand that turning off adblock and bitdefender is a Bad Move.
why did she marry this idiot again??? (oh, right. because he's cute. and he's good with his hands, probably.)]
you weren't supposed to know
i was going to surprise you
[ cue... the... waterworks... ]
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i'm surprised.
how long have you been at it?
when am i gonna be able to have you show off your skills?
you know that mexican babies don't come out with a sombrero and immediately say that they want a taco, right? like you don't need to have it mastered right away.
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gabe gave me the idea when we were driving him back to the airport
[ she doesn't believe you ]
jemma said that the first few weeks are critical in establishing standards of language
i was hoping to at least be able to sing a lullaby or two by then