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[thisismadfreaky]

Did you have to physically remember how to spell it to get it on this text or did you copy and paste from Google?

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how dare you
i have it tattooed backwards on my forehead, obviously

[thisismadfreaky]

My bad.

Clearly, I just never noticed the very random face tattoo when we mutiverse-facetimed.

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it's in invisible ink
duh, ramon, get it together

[thisismadfreaky]

So was this a drunk idea?
A college dare?
All of the above...?

[evite]

wow, okay
just because YOU don't have your favorite animal name tattooed secretly on your body doesn't mean it's weird

you're really hurting my feelings here

[thisismadfreaky]

But why is it a secret
Isn't the point of a tattoo to, like, share a piece of your soul to the world in body art or...something?

[HAHA fuck needles no thank you, sorry, bye.]

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( if this wasn't via text, he'd be getting so many eye rolls right now. )

cisco
you do realize i don't actually have a tattoo on my forehead in invisible ink, right
like that's not actually a thing

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wait, no, apparently it is a thing according to simmons
you can get a tattoo in the same shade as your skin tone so it's basically invisible
but that seems like a serious waste of time

[thisismadfreaky]

I realize this
BUT I'M JUST SAYING
Also, I think there's also blacklight ink.
But that's not the point!!

P.s. hi, British Caitlin.

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( there's an audio recording of simmons as a reply, in which the other girl rattles off an indignant retort that goes on for about seven minutes too long. tl;dr: no. )

i think she's just jealous because snow whitecoat has the better lab

[thisismadfreaky]

OMG she's so offended
I'm sorry
Is she still ranting?

Hey, I have free passes to any universe.
If she wants to play in our lab all she has to do is SAY SO

[And not yell at him because wow, really Jemma, ruuude.]

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she'll literally be yelling about this for the next six months
please take her away before may wakes up and we're all forced to do manual labor as punishment
blink twice if you're being oppressed...

( she's kidding. she loves her fake mom. )

[thisismadfreaky]

I mean, Vibe Air Lines Reward Points can be redeemed any time.
Just say the word and I'll be there in like 2 seconds