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@prom.argentum

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daisy? i got a problem

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yo i'll solve it

[ check out the beat while my dj revolves it ... ]

[mercurio]

oh cool that's promising

can you reset my brain i keep having a hyperfixation on like
one person

[evite]

no
that's called a lobotomy and it's creepy af

on a scale of fuck marry kill what kind of fixation are we talking about

[ is it an oral fixation ]

[mercurio]

that's kinda what i want but okay i'll respect your sensibilities

uhhh...why is 'kiss' not an option doesn't that make more sense with the
fuck marry theme??

[gods fuckit]

[evite]

because if you're fixating on somebody you want to kiss, you probably aren't going to stop with touching mouths
who is it?

[ thank you for answering her question ]

[mercurio]

uh...

i mean it's not a super hyperfixation

it's uh my roommate..?? i don't think you've ever.....met him
he talks a lot about poetry

[evite]

if you're calling it a hyperfixation it sounds pretty super already

[ don't be silly ]

i guess it depends on what you actually want
if you want it to go somewhere you should just tell him
if you don't then you probably need to replace the obsession with something else

you know, i just told illya i wanted him to make me dinner
worked like a charm

[mercurio]

okay did i ever tell you about how my one and only significant relationship to someone else was with my best friend?? and how i literally never had
any other friends before him

and that i literally went on a trip that was high chances of death for him????

i keep asking him to read me poetry because he has a nice voice
that's not weird right? is it weird?? i don't want him to think i'm weird

but he probably already thinks i am
ughhhhhhhfdlkfdjfdlkh

[evite]

you need to take about fifteen future valiums and a couple dozen deep breaths, dude

if it makes you feel any better, my last few relationships have all blown up spectacularly in my face
one guy betrayed me and the organization we worked for because he got offered a million dollars
another guy turned out to be a literal nazi scumbag
then a guy died on some martyr complex when i told him i had to finish out a mission
and the last one disappeared into some alternate hell dimension rather than hang out with me

so i get it
but you freaking out about you being weird is not going to make you less weird?
so just take a deep breath, and then tell your roommate you want to put your mouth on his mouth
worst case scenario he moves out, right?

[ daisy, you are not being helpful ]

[mercurio]

[this is all really sad and traumatic, and we're having a moment of sharing deep, emotional woes with one another, but—record fcking screech]

>tell your roommate you want to put your mouth on his mouth
what

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what
that's what you want to do, right?

[mercurio]

wow

i never thought i'd ever go to illya for advice but here i am

[she's too blunt!!]

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wow
talk about betrayal

[mercurio]

you left me no choice

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i'm not the one rejecting good advice here

[mercurio]

correction: your advice was super embarrassing

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you're obsessed with this guy but you won't do anything about it
how is that bad advice?

[mercurio]

i'm not obsessed!!!!

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maybe on opposite day you're not

[ are they five??? ]

[mercurio]

do you even know who i'm talking about??

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your roommate who talks a lot about poetry

[ pls hold one second while she gossips with the russian man ]

i can't believe you quoted me verbatim
you must really want to smooch him

[mercurio]

[stop ruining his life!!]

i meant that you never even met him or anything!

[evite]

so bring him to dinner??
problem solved

[mercurio]

you know i don't think i've ever seen him eat ??