[is she fan club president because this could be a problem.]
and yet she's still on that project rather than moving on to more interesting subject matters but maybe she's just really interested in space? i do seem to recall her talking about different species from all over the galaxy
tl;dr aliens came to my earth a bajillion years ago, made some gmo alien-people hybrids with superpowers, fucked off when they didn't like what they made gmo people had babies, blah blah, passed down the weird kree supergenes ta-da, part alien
before i got here, i was actually in another universe this villain, kingpin, opened up the barriers between adjacent universes with a super collider
while i was there, there would be these moments where i felt like i was being ripped apart, the world would freeze, hiccup like a computer glitch, only it was just me me and the other people who got sucked in
oh they all have terrible made up names. there's kingpin, obviously. prowler, rhino, goblin, scorpion, oh and my personal fave doc ock just to name a few.
[because they're all too busy dreaming about world domination to think about being creative, daisy "quake" johnson]
no. i'm glitch free. which i guess bodes well for all of us.
[gotta love newspaper staff, right? he and j jonah jameson aren't friends. the guy is single-handedly responsible for some people still thinking he's a public nuisance even after he's saved the world more times than he can count on one hand.]
what kind of lives do we live that this kind of stuff is normal???
the kind of lives where a place like this feels more like a vacation than a bonus level in a video game which is admittedly probably not great for the whole problem solving aspect, but it's doing wonders for my cuticles
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and yet she's still on that project rather than moving on to more interesting subject matters
but maybe she's just really interested in space?
i do seem to recall her talking about different species from all over the galaxy
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i mean, she's from space, so that checks out
[ surprise, she's an alien. kind of. she's human. ]
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are you from space too?
because your sense of humor feels really 21st century earth
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i mean, i'm technically part alien, but i definitely picked up my circa-2000 and late lingo the old fashioned way
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gmo people had babies, blah blah, passed down the weird kree supergenes
ta-da, part alien
[ isn't she a great teacher ]
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i also like the 'blah blah' bit
so what you're telling me is that these aliens are basically earth's deadbeat parents?
yeesh. and i thought i had commitment issues.
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i'm not a giant fan of being experimented on, either, so this place is a real fun barrel of relive-your-favorite-traumas
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or wondering when your atoms are going to split and you'll poof out of existence.
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but it sounds like a fun story, so spill
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this villain, kingpin, opened up the barriers between adjacent universes with a super collider
while i was there, there would be these moments where i felt like i was being ripped apart, the world would freeze, hiccup like a computer glitch, only it was just me
me and the other people who got sucked in
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that sure sounds like a wild and crazy villain thing to do. he's even got the stupid name to go with it.
[ why are all villains the worst at names. ]
you don't still feel like you're glitching, do you?
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there's kingpin, obviously. prowler, rhino, goblin, scorpion, oh and my personal fave doc ock just to name a few.
[because they're all too busy dreaming about world domination to think about being creative, daisy "quake" johnson]
no. i'm glitch free.
which i guess bodes well for all of us.
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so on a scale of home base to absolute shit show, this is kind of weirdly in the middle?
i don't know if that's supposed to be reassuring or not
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what kind of lives do we live that this kind of stuff is normal???
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which is admittedly probably not great for the whole problem solving aspect, but it's doing wonders for my cuticles
[ jokes, she has them ]
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you know my idea of a vacation is a sandy beach and little umbrella drinks
cyberpunk future with minimal meat products is not it.
i really miss bacon
[not a joke. tempeh bacon is not the same]
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i just try not to think about it
[ because then she gets hangry ]
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that's the first thing i'm getting when i get back
screw pizza
[he's always a little hangry.]
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i'm pretty sure that breaks like five laws in every major city on the east coast
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[aka the only part that matters]