[ she's not putting on a history documentary, because that sounds a) super boring and b) super depressing, but she will put on something other than reality tv or the news. an old-school wildlife video aimed at pointing out all the great things that were on the planet prior to humanity being absolute shitheels suits the bill. ]
You look like shit, by the way. [ she's so loving. ] Are you going to tell me what you did to give yourself a concussion?
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great.
concussions suck. ]
You don't think there's a middle ground between "the news" and this?
[ he kicks back, though, not lowering his hoodie. not worth it right then. ]
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[ smartass. ]
Feel free to change the channel if fake romance offends you.
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[ least they'd both learn something. but his head hurts too much to be sure he'd actually remember anything from it.
also, if she bothers to inspect closer, there are definite bruises on the side of his face. ]
Hell, if we had a history documentary, then we get all the fake romance that actually mattered.
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You look like shit, by the way. [ she's so loving. ] Are you going to tell me what you did to give yourself a concussion?
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[ he can answer that one quickly enough. there's no need to lie. ]
Tried to stop a vampire, and it backfired on me.
[ he can leave out the fight with the other Jason. that one was between them. ]
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[ that's news to her. ]
You got in a fight with Dracula? Are you high?
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[ he says with a slight bit of exasperation in his voice. His head is killing him, the exact opposite of what being high would do. ]
I didn’t know she was a vampire. Not like I’ve ever seen one besides in movies.
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Fuck. [ understatement. ] So. Do you need a place to lie low or something while you heal from your bite wounds?
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[ he admits, annoyed. ]
I don't think she even knows who I am, much less cares about how to find me.