I've been trained from birth to excel in all areas. I've worked as a hero for a decade. I have no powers but can kick the ass of anyone who needs it and have been since I was ten. The more important question is what are yours?
shooting guns? punching people? oh and i watched a how-to vid on youtube to learn how to do black widow's backflip thing
[ slamming dudes into the ground with your thighs? sign her the fuck up. ]
and the caterpillar thing is a metaphor they went through terrigenesis, it was a whole thing about blossoming into your own personal butterfly while also going out and kicking ass
are you asking me if i went to a dojo in harlem on weekends? no, dude, i got my ass handed to me on a mat in a quinjet until i learned how to turn it back on them
[ the caterpillars was the lamest and most obvious metaphor ever. he's not wrong. but it was HER metaphor, and she'll fight him. ]
it's complicated tl;dr surprise alien dna, crystal activation, and ta-da new magic powers
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I have. However they were already combat-oriented adults.
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i know
i was one
[ and probably the most annoying person to ever be trained by grant ward, hands down. ]
think you can handle someone arguing with you every step of the way, even when you're 100% right?
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That sounds like an average day.
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[ she's testing you. ]
i don't know
i tend to vet my shadow men before i hop into teaching classes with them
what's your credentials?
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I've worked as a hero for a decade.
I have no powers but can kick the ass of anyone who needs it and have been since I was ten.
The more important question is what are yours?
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don't cut yourself on all that edge
i'm sure your kung-fu skills are primo
but if you really needed my credentials vetted, i'm guessing you would have scoped that out before you sent me this evite
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agent of shield
inhuman
ran a tight group called the caterpillars for a while
oh and founding member of the leopold fitz fan club
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What forms of combat have you been trained in?
[ but all that sounds useful. just adding to the list of people who can Never Name things. it's getting to be a long list. ]
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oh and i watched a how-to vid on youtube to learn how to do black widow's backflip thing
[ slamming dudes into the ground with your thighs? sign her the fuck up. ]
and the caterpillar thing is a metaphor
they went through terrigenesis, it was a whole thing about blossoming into your own personal butterfly
while also going out and kicking ass
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And he will. Later. Now he's going to try to be an adult while rolling his eyes very hard. ]
So no specific schools of combat?
What is terrigenesis?
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no, dude, i got my ass handed to me on a mat in a quinjet until i learned how to turn it back on them
[ the caterpillars was the lamest and most obvious metaphor ever. he's not wrong. but it was HER metaphor, and she'll fight him. ]
it's complicated
tl;dr surprise alien dna, crystal activation, and ta-da new magic powers
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But she's not allowed to name it. ]
Did any form of your powers carry over?
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[ that's a no. ]
so when's the first meeting, karate kid?
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Expect contact in the next week.