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( how DARE YOU. have an incoming audio call from an unknown number. )

[it's all your fault he screens his phone calls, daisy.]

( you dirty bitch. )

text me back or i'm breaking up with you

no.

i win

I'm only doing it because you're pathetic when you're pouty.

i think the fact that you tried to bite off my bottom lip proves otherwise

One time...

one time this week!

You said you weren't counting.

You're totally counting.

can you blame me?
if i don't count, i'm going to wind up having to walk into a briefing in a turtleneck

Just tell 'em it's tactical gear.
All in how you sell it.

please don't try to sell me on the tactleneck
i've already spent too many hours listening to hunter while he's drunk

It's a valid option.
It's form fitting, warm, and doesn't make a sound when you move around in one.

you know what else doesn't make a sound when you move in it?
being naked.

I dare you to show up naked for your next mission.
See what May has to say about that.

i will if you will

It's on.
If you chicken out though, you're gonna owe me.

oh yeah?
what did you have in mind?

You chicken out, you're buying drinks for the entire team the next time we go out.

AND

You owe me dinner.

okay, the whole team can drink cheap well booze, i can deal with that
but i'm pretty sure you don't want me to make you dinner

Your cooking's worse than mine.
I was thinking you could buy.

that's offensive, i make great microwave quesadillas
where do you want to go?

you lit a napkin on fire. i hardly think that counts as great.
uh. nothing too fancy. how's vicious dogs sound?

because SOMEBODY left the burners on!

( ... there's a bit of a delay. )

i'll buy you vicious dogs but i want to drive home

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