[ he was going to start challenging people to fights on the street if he didn't work this out soon.
with the knowledge that she's out for awhile in his head, he heads out himself because four walls and his own thoughts are not a good combination right now. ]
[ and that's all she sends for a hot minute or so; navigating into a tightly-guarded paramilitary compound requires her full attention. it's only once she's safely seated inside a control room with piper at the door that she replies again. ]
Re: a good au.
[ what else was he going to say? ]
I was curious. I will go out, I suppose. I need to find something to eat.
i knew you were gonna leave that subject line in
[ soft. knowing. ]
bite me
[ ignore him, he's just cranky. it feels like it's been awhile since he's seen her and not having something to do is getting to him. ]
say please
i can think of a lot of things i'd rather be doing right now, babe, and sitting in this stakeout isn't on the list
[ never ignoring the bae ]
make me
[ he was going to start challenging people to fights on the street if he didn't work this out soon.
with the knowledge that she's out for awhile in his head, he heads out himself because four walls and his own thoughts are not a good combination right now. ]
What would you rather be doing?
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[ and that's all she sends for a hot minute or so; navigating into a tightly-guarded paramilitary compound requires her full attention. it's only once she's safely seated inside a control room with piper at the door that she replies again. ]
unless you have better things to do tonight
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[ so, her plans sounded quite nice if she wasn't walking in when the sun was just starting to rise. ]
I assumed you would be too tired.
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then you can wake me up
win/win, right?
[ with your head between her legs, huh ]
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[ that would just be interrupting a much needed rest! ]
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[ spies are notoriously bad at catching their z's ]
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[ come...home? that felt weird to say. he wasn't sure if it was his right or if he even felt like that was correct. ]
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[ sounds fake, illya. plus, she knows you're going to stir as soon as her cold feet slide into bed. ]
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[ until she put wrapped herself around him like a spider monkey. ]
I will probably fall asleep on the sofa anyway. [ while he waited. ]
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[ way 2 derail the conversation with your sad ]
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Because that is where I will be while I wait for you to finally come back. Once I return there, at least.
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[ questionable choices you're making there, comrade ]
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[ he's frowning at his phone right now. ]
Am I not allowed to wait for you on the sofa?
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[ there!!! "our"!!! ]
plus, the couch sucks
you'll get a crick in your neck
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Why is my sleeping on the sofa such a point of contention? It would not be a permanent thing. I'd go to the bed when you got in.
[ the sofa was fine, his neck was fine, why were you arguing this? ]
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[ why are you still acting like it's a hotel room you haven't paid for, you weirdo ]
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[ what was this argument even about? ]
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[ russians being stubborn ]
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[ as if that was news. ]
I'll be on the sofa.
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[ you're the worst ]
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[ you weren't doing anything while you were always working late. ]
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