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[evite]

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[evite]

i don't think you've actually come anywhere yet.......
so i guess you cannot........





;)

[acuerdo]

Cut the crap or I'm blocking you.

[evite]

wait
unblock me
i want to tell you something

[acuerdo]

[access denied]

[evite]

( how DARE YOU. have an incoming audio call from an unknown number. )

[acuerdo]

[it's all your fault he screens his phone calls, daisy.]

[evite]

( you dirty bitch. )

text me back or i'm breaking up with you

[acuerdo]

no.

[evite]

i win

[acuerdo]

I'm only doing it because you're pathetic when you're pouty.

[evite]

i think the fact that you tried to bite off my bottom lip proves otherwise

[acuerdo]

One time...

[evite]

one time this week!

[acuerdo]

You said you weren't counting.

You're totally counting.

[evite]

can you blame me?
if i don't count, i'm going to wind up having to walk into a briefing in a turtleneck

[acuerdo]

Just tell 'em it's tactical gear.
All in how you sell it.

[evite]

please don't try to sell me on the tactleneck
i've already spent too many hours listening to hunter while he's drunk

[acuerdo]

It's a valid option.
It's form fitting, warm, and doesn't make a sound when you move around in one.

[evite]

you know what else doesn't make a sound when you move in it?
being naked.

[acuerdo]

I dare you to show up naked for your next mission.
See what May has to say about that.

[evite]

i will if you will

[acuerdo]

It's on.
If you chicken out though, you're gonna owe me.

[evite]

oh yeah?
what did you have in mind?

[acuerdo]

You chicken out, you're buying drinks for the entire team the next time we go out.

AND

You owe me dinner.

[evite]

okay, the whole team can drink cheap well booze, i can deal with that
but i'm pretty sure you don't want me to make you dinner