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excuse you, don't call me a villain.

[ rude!!! but she still takes a moment to consider the schematics before she replies again. ]

so you basically want a stealthy wetsuit with goggles?
you seriously need a fashion consultant

[thwipandrelease]

do YOU go by just one name?

[he ponders that for a moment before continuing.]

it's just gotta function and fit well, not win awards during fashion week
maybe not as heavy as a wetsuit though
i've gotta be able to go from one building to the next

my old suit was more spandex than neoprene

[evite]

quake, thank you very much. but most people just call me daisy.

[ YES BITCH SHE'S A SUPER HERO ]

i didn't design my own suit, but i know a guy who might be able to help you out.
if you're willing to weave the spiderweb for somebody else, come over for dinner some time and we'll figure it out

[thwipandrelease]

you know i don't actually weave webs right?
it's not like they come out of spinnerets on my body.

but yeah. i'll come over for dinner. want me to bring anything?

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wow, bummer. you could make a killing selling organic silk.

[ someone in new amsterdam should clearly run a spider farm. ]

jyn loves chocolate?
or a six pack of beer is fine too.

[thwipandrelease]

you know that they don't make silk with spider silk, right?
it's made from silk worms
or rather... silk worm pupae
[thank you science channel, but it'd never work. low yield. high expense.]

jyn? like small, murder in her eyes jyn?

[evite]

i did not know that
i'm also pretty sure most people don't know that and would be easily tricked into buying special organic spider silk

[ another day, another dummy to be tricked out of a dollar: the skye handbook ]

she's my sister

[thwipandrelease]

are you seriously advising me to use my brain to dupe people into buying fake silk?

[if there's anyone who could figure it out, it'd be him, but just because one can doesn't mean one should.]

you look nothing alike

[evite]

people used to buy bottles of air on ebay
if they're dumb enough to do it, they deserve to lose their money

[ millennial morality i guess ]

excuse you, i was an orphan.

[thwipandrelease]

personal favorite are the infomercial hd glasses
but that's not the point
as much as i want to stick it to the man... i think i'll pass

[disappointed uncle ben conscience piping up as always.]

makes two of us
how'd she become your sister anyway?
besides the obvious 'i'm an orphan' part

[evite]

those are a lot of personal questions before you buy me a drink, dude
do you interrogate all women like this?

[thwipandrelease]

wow
i asked ONE question, first of all
and second, it wouldn't have even come up if you hadn't divulged your tragic backstory

but no. i don't. only the plotting to take over the world types i meet at work.

[evite]

jyn cares about maybe three things
food, plants, and sleep

i don't think she would take over the world if you paid her

[ okay, MAYBE if you paid her. probably not, tho. too much effort. ]

[thwipandrelease]

so if i brought her a donut, cactus, and sleep mask
you're saying i might actually not get stabbed with a fork this time?

[because he's still more than a little terrified of her.]

[evite]

she has a lot of cactuses

[ YES I KNOW IT'S CACTI ]

our neighbor is in love with my boyfriend
he keeps giving us plants as some kind of futuristic sex proposition

[thwipandrelease]

technically the plural is cacti

but that's a really weird way to express your interest
like who gives presents that are capable of causing physical harm?
wait... does he know you're dating?

[evite]

you know, i think he thinks i'm cassian and illya's surrogate now

[ she does not correct dennys because it's funnier to see illya's face turn weird shades of purple ]

[thwipandrelease]

and you haven't bothered to correct him?
jesus. what kind of soap opera life are you living?

[evite]

no
honestly it's more fun to watch illya's face turn weird shades of purple any time dennys brings it up

[thwipandrelease]

and this is someone you're DATING
wow you must love each other a lot

[evite]

[ don't @ her ]

guilty as charged

[thwipandrelease]

[he will @ her all he wants. she can deal.]

that's gotta be nice
you two meet here or is he from your home world?

[evite]

i met him in the safehouse, actually
he fell in love with me when i whipped his ass at checkers

[thwipandrelease]

ah. movie-worthy romance.
what're you gonna do when you gotta go home?

[because that's the goal, right? get back to their respective universes, back to their lives. he's got a date with a girl. you know, provided that he can convince her to take him back and all.]

[evite]

[ too bad the neural implant doesn't have the three iphone dots because daisy sure takes a long ass time to reply ]

i don't really want to
i want other people to have the chance, but i think i'd rather stay

i haven't told anybody that before