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do YOU go by just one name?

[he ponders that for a moment before continuing.]

it's just gotta function and fit well, not win awards during fashion week
maybe not as heavy as a wetsuit though
i've gotta be able to go from one building to the next

my old suit was more spandex than neoprene

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quake, thank you very much. but most people just call me daisy.

[ YES BITCH SHE'S A SUPER HERO ]

i didn't design my own suit, but i know a guy who might be able to help you out.
if you're willing to weave the spiderweb for somebody else, come over for dinner some time and we'll figure it out

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you know i don't actually weave webs right?
it's not like they come out of spinnerets on my body.

but yeah. i'll come over for dinner. want me to bring anything?

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wow, bummer. you could make a killing selling organic silk.

[ someone in new amsterdam should clearly run a spider farm. ]

jyn loves chocolate?
or a six pack of beer is fine too.

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you know that they don't make silk with spider silk, right?
it's made from silk worms
or rather... silk worm pupae
[thank you science channel, but it'd never work. low yield. high expense.]

jyn? like small, murder in her eyes jyn?

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i did not know that
i'm also pretty sure most people don't know that and would be easily tricked into buying special organic spider silk

[ another day, another dummy to be tricked out of a dollar: the skye handbook ]

she's my sister

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are you seriously advising me to use my brain to dupe people into buying fake silk?

[if there's anyone who could figure it out, it'd be him, but just because one can doesn't mean one should.]

you look nothing alike

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people used to buy bottles of air on ebay
if they're dumb enough to do it, they deserve to lose their money

[ millennial morality i guess ]

excuse you, i was an orphan.

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personal favorite are the infomercial hd glasses
but that's not the point
as much as i want to stick it to the man... i think i'll pass

[disappointed uncle ben conscience piping up as always.]

makes two of us
how'd she become your sister anyway?
besides the obvious 'i'm an orphan' part

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those are a lot of personal questions before you buy me a drink, dude
do you interrogate all women like this?

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wow
i asked ONE question, first of all
and second, it wouldn't have even come up if you hadn't divulged your tragic backstory

but no. i don't. only the plotting to take over the world types i meet at work.

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jyn cares about maybe three things
food, plants, and sleep

i don't think she would take over the world if you paid her

[ okay, MAYBE if you paid her. probably not, tho. too much effort. ]

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so if i brought her a donut, cactus, and sleep mask
you're saying i might actually not get stabbed with a fork this time?

[because he's still more than a little terrified of her.]

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she has a lot of cactuses

[ YES I KNOW IT'S CACTI ]

our neighbor is in love with my boyfriend
he keeps giving us plants as some kind of futuristic sex proposition

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technically the plural is cacti

but that's a really weird way to express your interest
like who gives presents that are capable of causing physical harm?
wait... does he know you're dating?

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you know, i think he thinks i'm cassian and illya's surrogate now

[ she does not correct dennys because it's funnier to see illya's face turn weird shades of purple ]

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and you haven't bothered to correct him?
jesus. what kind of soap opera life are you living?

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no
honestly it's more fun to watch illya's face turn weird shades of purple any time dennys brings it up

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and this is someone you're DATING
wow you must love each other a lot

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[ don't @ her ]

guilty as charged

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[he will @ her all he wants. she can deal.]

that's gotta be nice
you two meet here or is he from your home world?

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i met him in the safehouse, actually
he fell in love with me when i whipped his ass at checkers

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ah. movie-worthy romance.
what're you gonna do when you gotta go home?

[because that's the goal, right? get back to their respective universes, back to their lives. he's got a date with a girl. you know, provided that he can convince her to take him back and all.]

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[ too bad the neural implant doesn't have the three iphone dots because daisy sure takes a long ass time to reply ]

i don't really want to
i want other people to have the chance, but i think i'd rather stay

i haven't told anybody that before

[thwipandrelease]

[he doesn't think anything of it, really. for all he knows, daisy might've gotten caught up at work or is making food or perhaps he's crossed an invisible line that acquaintances aren't supposed to cross. it wouldn't be his first foray into pissing someone off.]

that's... interesting.
you're not saying you'd go down with the ship, but why do you want to stay?

what's so bad about where you came from that this place is somehow better?
stuff's not so great in new york but i can't imagine calling anywhere else home.

[because even if he and mj never patch things up, he'd still rather be back there.]