emotional conversation plus icy powers equals broken liquor bottle
i don't think it was intentional that she broke it. usually when stuff like that happens it's because i'm working and it's a bad guy throwing something at my head
to summarize: you're both stupid, you both need to get laid, go ask her on a date before i smother you to death with one of her mod squad dresses and a pillow
wow hey. there's no need to threaten me with violence i'll go put on my big boy pants and ask
but if this blows up in my face, i'm holding you responsible, daisy johnson. you're buying me a giant tub of rice cream and watching rom coms or whatever it is that you do when you're sad
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i don't think it was intentional that she broke it.
usually when stuff like that happens it's because i'm working and it's a bad guy throwing something at my head
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[ IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER NOW. ]
let me guess: miss teller wasn't exactly the take your name, checkered apron 50s housewife in good old xanadu?
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i'm obviously not an accountant
or a father of two children
but yeah, now you understand why i said it was complicated.
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[ spoilers ]
stop wasting time, go ask the girl on a stupid date before she somehow goes back behind the berlin wall
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if she's definitely sending the most mixed signals i've ever seen.
[spill, daisy. spill.]
uh you do know that that's not actually possible, right. first of all there's not a wall anymore. second, is berlin even a thing anymore here??
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her
on
a
date
[ that's it, that's the text ]
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ask
her
on
a
date
[#adulting]
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[ so there ]
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and who says i need to get laid anyway?
[wow daisy. way to call him out on his self-imposed vow of celibacy]
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[ he said who says and daisy answers what says but honestly she's not wrong ]
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wait... you said she asked you the same question
this wasn't a hypothetical thing, right?
like she actually said something about me?
not some other dude named peter who she may or may not have been married to in some weird dream world?
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[ peter PLEASE ]
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there's no need to threaten me with violence
i'll go put on my big boy pants and ask
but if this blows up in my face, i'm holding you responsible, daisy johnson.
you're buying me a giant tub of rice cream and watching rom coms or whatever it is that you do when you're sad
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[ GO DO THE THING, PETER BENJAMIN ]
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sorry but i'm not doing it via group message
you don't need that much dirt on me.
[HE DID THE THING DAISY HEAD MAYZIE]
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
she's proud of you, peter benjamin. ]
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should i be worried she hasn't responded?
at what point in time should i be worried she hasn't responded???
[calm down peter. it's been like ten minutes.]
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she's not dead, i just talked to her
are you still hyperventilating?
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i mean she responded. i think it went well?
i might've wikipedia spiraled about spies though, to at least have something to talk about.
i'm sure whoever's tracking my search history is having a field day.
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[ wait. did he ]
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along with the fake engaged for the job bit.
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did she tell you who her fake fiance was?
[ how tangled is this friendship web getting....... ]
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is there something you know that you want to tell me?
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have fun with that tidbit
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