you drink milk and put extra salt on your potatoes, you don't have a hangover. you did something dumb as hell and whacked your head, it's the stupid fake name club way.
[ she is technically a member, as the agent formerly known as skye and mary sue poots ]
what do you have against kurt russell if it gets you to leave me alone for 24 hours, fine i'm just sticking inside for today, catching up on shit sleep i already got someone to check it out
are you sleeping on the floor because you know the couch here is pretty comfy. and there's a hot tub, if you gave yourself a bunch of bruises being a dumbass in some top-secret way.
i'm not getting in it with you before you get any weird ideas.
i didn't mean generic sexual facts, i meant i could tell you about my sex life. god, bob, get with it.
[ so dumb. ]
no lectures today. i have a headache from getting my head sliced open and i'm almost out of ice cream. gonna have to do a room service call soon. you want anything?
bobert would probably be worst, huh? i could tell you about the time i almost got us kicked out of a sushi restaurant.
[ illya is going to kill her. ]
you can come over for the bajillion cable channels and swank views if you're not into free food, too. i could probably also use company that isn't the tv.
[ makes sense. there were two peters for a while. the multiverse is wild. ]
send me your location, i'll send you a cab. and when you get here, you can tell me what you want to go by, because i'm not calling you thing 1 and thing 2.
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@robert.plissken; backdated to just before gates event
head hurts, gonna sleep it off
zzz
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and if you are, i want a picture from an actual doctor
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i'm being serious here
and i asked nicely
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[ it's a trick question ]
don't make me come get you
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maybe it's just a crazy hangover.
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you did something dumb as hell and whacked your head, it's the stupid fake name club way.
[ she is technically a member, as the agent formerly known as skye and mary sue poots ]
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your dumb fiancee gives me milk.
i spent the first 12 years of my life hanging out in a bar.
hangovers aren't new
also stay mad about my name
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[ he's just russian. ]
i mean, shitty life story aside, you're not exactly hulking out. it's how he shows he cares.
[ which, you know. weird, unfamiliar thing for the kids who grew up in garbage foster systems, but she's had time to get used to it. ]
your name is ridiculous and you know it, and you also didn't argue about hitting your head so i know you're right.
how bad is it?
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if it gets you to leave me alone for 24 hours, fine
i'm just sticking inside for today, catching up on shit sleep
i already got someone to check it out
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[ does she need a better reason ]
are you sleeping on the floor
because you know the couch here is pretty comfy. and there's a hot tub, if you gave yourself a bunch of bruises being a dumbass in some top-secret way.
i'm not getting in it with you before you get any weird ideas.
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and i'm not sleeping on the floor
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[ he gets ONE warning ]
do you want to come over? i did a gig for one of the taxi companies, i have a bunch of credits.
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also no, not in the mood to get lectured about jobs
or other bullshit
or be given milk again
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[ so dumb. ]
no lectures today. i have a headache from getting my head sliced open and i'm almost out of ice cream. gonna have to do a room service call soon.
you want anything?
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also, daring move. assuming i'm not gonna get off on that shit.
but don't, seriously. it's weird and head, hurting, etc.
do i really have to go over for free food?
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i could tell you about the time i almost got us kicked out of a sushi restaurant.
[ illya is going to kill her. ]
you can come over for the bajillion cable channels and swank views if you're not into free food, too. i could probably also use company that isn't the tv.
[ is that.... vulnerability??? honesty??? ]
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look, my name's jason.
[ there's a beat, he really has to parse this ]
i'd protest more but fuck it, i'm hungry
and if you're offering a way to get there, fine
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[ makes sense. there were two peters for a while. the multiverse is wild. ]
send me your location, i'll send you a cab.
and when you get here, you can tell me what you want to go by, because i'm not calling you thing 1 and thing 2.
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[ but he will sent her his location. he actually, legitimately was at the apartment, trying to sleep off his headache. ]
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[ 🙃🙃🙃 ]
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it's on the way
[ give it, like, two minutes ]
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