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what the fuck???
PUT ON A SHIRT YOU'RE SO EMBARRASSING

[acuerdo]

I'm trying to wash it.
Would you rather I bring you a muddy car?

[evite]

who washes a car in sweatpants?
i think the car will just be dirty on the inside and the outside

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They were clean. It's laundry day.
I vacuumed too.

Guess I'll just have to save it for Gabe. Since SOMEONE is being an ass.

[evite]

i didn't know you were into gabe like that, babe
isn't that a little weird even for you?

( HA HA HA )

[acuerdo]

What the...

What is wrong with you?!?

[evite]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, HALF NAKED MAN IN SWEATPANTS "WASHING HIS CAR"???

[acuerdo]

WOW. I CAME TO HAVE A GOOD TIME...
CAN YOU NOT?

[evite]

i don't think you've actually come anywhere yet.......
so i guess you cannot........





;)

[acuerdo]

Cut the crap or I'm blocking you.

[evite]

wait
unblock me
i want to tell you something

[acuerdo]

[access denied]

[evite]

( how DARE YOU. have an incoming audio call from an unknown number. )

[acuerdo]

[it's all your fault he screens his phone calls, daisy.]

[evite]

( you dirty bitch. )

text me back or i'm breaking up with you

[acuerdo]

no.

[evite]

i win

[acuerdo]

I'm only doing it because you're pathetic when you're pouty.

[evite]

i think the fact that you tried to bite off my bottom lip proves otherwise

[acuerdo]

One time...

[evite]

one time this week!

[acuerdo]

You said you weren't counting.

You're totally counting.

[evite]

can you blame me?
if i don't count, i'm going to wind up having to walk into a briefing in a turtleneck

[acuerdo]

Just tell 'em it's tactical gear.
All in how you sell it.

[evite]

please don't try to sell me on the tactleneck
i've already spent too many hours listening to hunter while he's drunk