excuse you the only good thing about the neural interface is that i can beam you beautiful 3d rendered drawings that are to scale i really hope it doesn't explode or we're gonna have a big mess on our hands
yeah well, i figured as much i see a lot of dumpster diving in my future i'll bring you food but you've gotta tell me what or else you're getting cricket kabobs
if you're good, i'll show you my favorite scrapyards people are real big into recycling here probably a side-effect of the whole "world's gone to shit" crisis
spider man. man. not boy. i'm in my thirties and even as a teen i went as spider man.
[what a jerk]
if i'm good? i'm always good. the best. i've saved the world at least a dozen times over. i won't drag people for recycling it's probably better than the plastic island floating in the ocean crisis of 2000 and late.
you could just go as "spider" and cut out the age issue altogether. one word names are superior anyway.
[ she would know ]
are you really trying to invite me to a hero dick measuring contest over who's saved the world more? why don't we take a detour to "nobody cares" and you can send me some fun schematics instead
nah. one word names are mostly a villain thing in my neighborhood.
[examples: kingpin, rhino, lizard. doc ock is probably the exception rather than the rule.]
hey you were the one who wanted to see if i was good or not just trying to prove a point yeah yeah schematics coming up.
[first thing's first. a sketch of his suit. he'd been debating for awhile about colors but ultimately ended up with notes on the side saying 'stealth so probably black'. the only things that he knows for sure are that the eyepieces should be welding goggles. they're easy to obtain even in this dystopian future.]
it's just gotta function and fit well, not win awards during fashion week maybe not as heavy as a wetsuit though i've gotta be able to go from one building to the next
quake, thank you very much. but most people just call me daisy.
[ YES BITCH SHE'S A SUPER HERO ]
i didn't design my own suit, but i know a guy who might be able to help you out. if you're willing to weave the spiderweb for somebody else, come over for dinner some time and we'll figure it out
you know that they don't make silk with spider silk, right? it's made from silk worms or rather... silk worm pupae [thank you science channel, but it'd never work. low yield. high expense.]
but that's a really weird way to express your interest like who gives presents that are capable of causing physical harm? wait... does he know you're dating?
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worst case scenario, whatever i make explodes
though i should warn you that you have to bring your own parts
and i charge in food delivery
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the only good thing about the neural interface is that i can beam you beautiful 3d rendered drawings that are to scale
i really hope it doesn't explode or we're gonna have a big mess on our hands
yeah well, i figured as much
i see a lot of dumpster diving in my future
i'll bring you food but you've gotta tell me what or else you're getting cricket kabobs
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[ unacceptable!!! ]
if you're good, i'll show you my favorite scrapyards
people are real big into recycling here
probably a side-effect of the whole "world's gone to shit" crisis
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i'm in my thirties and even as a teen i went as spider man.
[what a jerk]
if i'm good?
i'm always good. the best. i've saved the world at least a dozen times over.
i won't drag people for recycling
it's probably better than the plastic island floating in the ocean crisis of 2000 and late.
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[ she would know ]
are you really trying to invite me to a hero dick measuring contest over who's saved the world more?
why don't we take a detour to "nobody cares" and you can send me some fun schematics instead
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[examples: kingpin, rhino, lizard. doc ock is probably the exception rather than the rule.]
hey you were the one who wanted to see if i was good or not
just trying to prove a point
yeah yeah schematics coming up.
[first thing's first. a sketch of his suit. he'd been debating for awhile about colors but ultimately ended up with notes on the side saying 'stealth so probably black'. the only things that he knows for sure are that the eyepieces should be welding goggles. they're easy to obtain even in this dystopian future.]
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[ rude!!! but she still takes a moment to consider the schematics before she replies again. ]
so you basically want a stealthy wetsuit with goggles?
you seriously need a fashion consultant
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[he ponders that for a moment before continuing.]
it's just gotta function and fit well, not win awards during fashion week
maybe not as heavy as a wetsuit though
i've gotta be able to go from one building to the next
my old suit was more spandex than neoprene
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[ YES BITCH SHE'S A SUPER HERO ]
i didn't design my own suit, but i know a guy who might be able to help you out.
if you're willing to weave the spiderweb for somebody else, come over for dinner some time and we'll figure it out
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it's not like they come out of spinnerets on my body.
but yeah. i'll come over for dinner. want me to bring anything?
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[ someone in new amsterdam should clearly run a spider farm. ]
jyn loves chocolate?
or a six pack of beer is fine too.
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it's made from silk worms
or rather... silk worm pupae
[thank you science channel, but it'd never work. low yield. high expense.]
jyn? like small, murder in her eyes jyn?
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i'm also pretty sure most people don't know that and would be easily tricked into buying special organic spider silk
[ another day, another dummy to be tricked out of a dollar: the skye handbook ]
she's my sister
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[if there's anyone who could figure it out, it'd be him, but just because one can doesn't mean one should.]
you look nothing alike
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if they're dumb enough to do it, they deserve to lose their money
[ millennial morality i guess ]
excuse you, i was an orphan.
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but that's not the point
as much as i want to stick it to the man... i think i'll pass
[disappointed uncle ben conscience piping up as always.]
makes two of us
how'd she become your sister anyway?
besides the obvious 'i'm an orphan' part
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do you interrogate all women like this?
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i asked ONE question, first of all
and second, it wouldn't have even come up if you hadn't divulged your tragic backstory
but no. i don't. only the plotting to take over the world types i meet at work.
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food, plants, and sleep
i don't think she would take over the world if you paid her
[ okay, MAYBE if you paid her. probably not, tho. too much effort. ]
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you're saying i might actually not get stabbed with a fork this time?
[because he's still more than a little terrified of her.]
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[ YES I KNOW IT'S CACTI ]
our neighbor is in love with my boyfriend
he keeps giving us plants as some kind of futuristic sex proposition
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but that's a really weird way to express your interest
like who gives presents that are capable of causing physical harm?
wait... does he know you're dating?
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[ she does not correct dennys because it's funnier to see illya's face turn weird shades of purple ]
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jesus. what kind of soap opera life are you living?
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honestly it's more fun to watch illya's face turn weird shades of purple any time dennys brings it up
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